{"product_id":"t-shirt-saucisson-je-suis-la-seule-raison-pour-laquelle-il-ny-a-plus-de-saucisson-mixte","title":"T-shirt \"Je suis la seule raison pour laquelle il n'y a plus de saucisson\" | Mixte","description":"\u003ch2\u003eCoupable. Et pas du tout désolé.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eLa planche était là. Il était là. Le reste, c'est de la logique pure. Et personne ne peut lui reprocher d'avoir suivi son instinct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eLe \u003cstrong\u003et-shirt mixte \"Je suis la seule raison pour laquelle il n'y a plus de saucisson\"\u003c\/strong\u003e assume avec une franchise désarmante ce que tout son entourage soupçonnait depuis longtemps. Une confession portée avec la fierté tranquille de celui qui ne regrette absolument rien. Retrouvez toute notre sélection dans la collection \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frenchhumour.com\/collections\/t-shirt-saucisson\"\u003et-shirts saucisson\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch2\u003ePour celui qu'on regarde quand la planche est vide\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eIl ne cherche pas à se justifier. Il n'a pas à le faire. Ce t-shirt est pour lui, pour celle qui disparaît côté charcuterie en moins de temps qu'il n'en faut pour le constater, et pour tous ceux qui ont été désignés coupables à l'unanimité sans jamais avoir nié les faits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCoton respirant, coupe mixte et fabrication française\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eFabriqué en \u003cstrong\u003ecoton léger et confortable\u003c\/strong\u003e, ce t-shirt prévient l'entourage avant même que la planche ne soit dressée. L'impression est \u003cstrong\u003emade in France\u003c\/strong\u003e, claire et résistante, pour que l'aveu reste visible en toutes circonstances.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch2\u003eUn t-shirt saucisson qui dit la vérité à la place de son porteur\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003ePour offrir à celui qu'on accuse systématiquement et à juste titre, pour la personne qui vide les planches avec une régularité impressionnante ou pour toi qui assumes pleinement cette réputation bien établie. \u003cstrong\u003eCe t-shirt règle le problème une bonne fois pour toutes.\u003c\/strong\u003e Et pour que la prochaine planche soit à la hauteur, explore nos \u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frenchhumour.com\/collections\/idees-cadeaux-autour-du-saucisson\"\u003eidées cadeaux autour du saucisson\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003eIl n'y a plus de saucisson. On sait pourquoi. 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