{"product_id":"t-shirt-foot-dans-cette-situation-a-jprends-le-ballon-b-jprends-la-jambe-mixte","title":"T-shirt Foot \"Dans cette situation  A. J'prends le ballon B. J'prends la jambe\" | Mixte","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⚽ Y'a jamais de dilemme, c'est toujours le ballon\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLe \u003cb\u003eT-shirt \"Dans cette situation A. J'prends le ballon B. J'prends la jambe\"\u003c\/b\u003e c'est le QCM de ta vie. Sauf que la réponse est toujours la même. Un mec te met en difficulté ? Tu prends le ballon. Y'a une occasion ? Tu prends le ballon. T'es fatigué ? Tu prends le ballon quand même. C'est pas un choix compliqué parce qu'en vrai y'a qu'une seule bonne réponse. Les autres options du test c'est juste pour ceux qui n'ont pas compris. Toi tu sais. Prendre la jambe c'est pour les petits trucs, les moments où t'as rien d'autre à faire. Mais dès qu'il y a un ballon qui traîne ? Débat fermé. Tu l'as pris avant même de finir de te poser la question. Les arbitres le savent, tes coéquipiers le savent, ton corps le sait. C'est un réflexe. Pas besoin de réfléchir, ton instinct de footballeur a déjà choisi. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.frenchhumour.com\/collections\/t-shirt-foot\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDécouvre les T-shirts foot pour ceux qui n'hésitent jamais\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🎁 Pour celui qui ne voit qu'une seule option\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eC'est le cadeau pour le mec dont les réactions sont 100% prévisibles sur un terrain. Pour celui qui regarde jamais le ballon perdre, il doit l'avoir. Pour le joueur qui fait des choses incroyables parce qu'il n'a jamais envisagé le plan B. C'est pour saluer cette absence totale de doute en situation foot. Les mecs qui réfléchissent perdent, toi tu agis. 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